So you’re not the most attractive man and you’re a little insecure, never fret- Oscar’s on 15th and Sansom is here to save your ass. Just tell your OK Cupid date to meet you here, with its omniscient yellow lighting covered by red shades, the girl with never be able to tell just how un-full your hip beard is. Plus, at $3.25 for 23oz of PBR or Lager, even your measly wallet can get both of you drunk (mainly her). If she wants mixed drinks, at $6.25, well, you’re screwed.
If she asks for a mixed drink, pull the “I don’t drink” card and order from the cheap food menu, it’s actually pretty good. Cheesesteaks come as a cheese steak and a half and the cheese fries are delicious. Keep her away from the 6 dollar shots and she might take pity on your broke ass for buying her dinner.
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